10. A Pimping Business – Not going to lie, the idea of having a bunch of women do your dirty work while you sit back and get paid seems very enticing. Besides finding self-degrading women, dealing with life-threatening violence, and constantly hiding from police, it seems to be a pretty simple and efficient business.
9. Party Host – Plenty of people get paid to party. As long as you’re super fun and people like you it could work out, right? After you get popular, everyone will come just to hang out with you and then you get the big bucks. No worries, no responsibilities. It works out for Scott…
8. Marry Rich – It might be a whole lot less challenging to marry someone with a ton of money than to work your way up that economical ladder. Honestly, the hardest part is figuring out where all the rich people spend their time. Then once you find a spot you’ll stick out like a sore thumb anyway.
7. A Drug Dealer– After binge watching Breaking Bad and Weeds on Netflix you’ll be a certified pro on how to get down with the big dogs. Even if you do get caught, Orange Is The New Black has taught you everything you need to know about surviving behind bars and keeping your business thriving on the outside.
6. Becoming an Instagram Model – Let’s be honest: You don’t have the wardrobe, body, or makeup skills. But you can dream. As if posting pictures for money on social media is going to be a steady income for the rest of your life anyway.
