5. You love big, comfy sweaters that your grandpa might wear. Actually you may have even stolen it from your grandparents’ basement full of old stuff they don’t want anymore.
4. You’re constantly complaining about being cold or achey even when you are wearing five layers of clothing and haven’t worked out in ages.
3. You have no idea what a lot of acronyms mean and you are very uncomfortable around groups who speak in slang all the time. “What do you mean she’s totes salty?”
2. You make an audible noise whenever you sit down or try to get up like it’s a chore for you to manage.
1. You’re really into house slippers and you also need a pair of glasses for each floor of the house.
