“Of course you would look good with bangs.”
What it means: “I have no idea what we’re talking about right now, but it seemed like the appropriate response.”
“I’m about to…”
What it means: “That’s your one warning. If you don’t make an effort to get out of the way, don’t start yelling at me when you get it in your eye.”
“Sorry, it’s a guys night.”
What it means: “It’s not strictly a guys night, but my friends really don’t like you and they’ll get mad if I bring you along. So will I, though.”
“I love you.”
What it means: “I love you.”
OR…
What it means: “Huh? Did you say something?”
