2. Oh no, the bouncer took 3 seconds to analyze my ID, i’m getting arrested
They’re taking way too long to read this, it’s over from here. I’m going to get arrested and be thrown in the slammer wearing a skin tight dress and stilettos.
1.Oh wait, they believed it-time to get wrecked
Oh my god, they actually think i’m 21? I made it in, time to party!
