9. So naturally you turn the other way and run as fast as you can to the bathroom to hide, and you run into some random people you have never met. They seem to be the coolest people you’ve ever met, (most likely because you’re drinking alcohol, but that’s okay) and you leave thinking you some new “best friends” who you’ll “totally hang out with soon!”
8. Somehow, you’ve managed to find your real friends again and decide to go to a new frat because of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. But when you get to the next fraternity you realize you’re missing at least two people from your squad.
7. But you’re not worried because you got the “We’ll meet up at the game!!” text, even though we all know that actually translates to “I’ll see you tomorrow at brunch!” because Doak is a wonderland full of thousands of people and no cell phone reception.
6. Regardless, you’re at the next frat trying to mingle and drink your way to the game when a new guy comes to talk to you. He’s pretty cute (get it girl), but then he opens his mouth and proceeds to only talk about his fraternity and how he “got so trashed last night”…
