If you have enough experience, you can almost smell them coming. You can hear it in the way they talk, in the way they text, in the way that they pull up their Nike Elite socks just a little higher when they see a hot girl coming. They use you, they break your heart, and they send you uninvited dick pics. Here are the signs to spot him before you waste your time.
13. He’s wearing a bucket hat.
If the hat is Hawaiian themed or if he’s over the age of 20, the odds increase that this boy is bringing nothing else to the table besides this catastrophe of a fashion statement. Boys wearing bucket hats usually find themselves funnier than they actually are and think that farts are still hilarious.
12. He has made multiple sexual innuendos in the first 10 minutes of conversation.
This boy is probably testing the waters to see if talking about sex makes you either uncomfortable or curious. If he can’t stop talking about penises or the boobs of the girl to his right, run as far away as you can.
11. He wants to know what you would do if he was there.
No, he doesn’t mean what movie you would watch or what board game you would play. No, he doesn’t want to take you to out to dinner or have stimulating conversation over a cup of coffee. In fact, if you gave any of the above answers, he probably wouldn’t text you back.
10. He talks about his dad’s money.
If at any point he has mentioned his dad’s jobs, the car his dad bought him, his family beach house, or the expensive stuff he already has on his Christmas list, turn around. Chances are that he’s an entitled brat with the kind of dad that has a lawyer willing to sue you for punching him in the face.
9. His posts on social media include an American flag or #MERRRRICA.
I’m all for a little patriotism, but the flag in college boy terms symbolizes less freedom for our country and more of “freedom to be a total dick to anyone I choose because I’m in a fraternity”.
