I’m not going to be the person who says all girls are the same, because that’s how girls get offended. What I will say is that as a member of the female tribe, I know that lots of girls are the same. (See what I did there?) And lots of girls are really bad at saying what they mean. For whatever reason, those girls like to make life especially difficult on their boyfriend by refusing to say what’s on their mind and instead making that guy play the guessing game and try to decode what she just said.
So, take a look at this guide and hopefully it’ll help you divine the true meaning from your girlfriend’s words.
13. “I bought you a new shirt.”
What it means: “Your style is horrible and you should only wear the things I buy you.”
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12. “You’re going out with the boys again?”
What it means: “I’ll make you pay for choosing them over me.”
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11. “Do you think I’m pretty?”
What it means: “Don’t be a moron. You know the answer to this question.”
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10. “Do you think she’s prettier than me?”
What it means: “JUST FUCKING TELL ME I’M PRETTY.”
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