9. “I thinks it’s time I met your parents.”
What it means: “I need to find out if your mom is going to be a problem.”
8. “So…what are we?”
What it means: “I want you to commit to this relationship already.”
7. “Let’s get a dog.”
What it means: “I want you to commit to this relationship already by bringing another life into the mix because oh my god dogs are so adorable.”
6. “If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be?”
What it means: “Even though this is obviously hypothetical, I’m going to get mad at you no matter what you say.”
5. “Can you run to the store and get me a box of tampons?”
What it means: “I’m testing your obedience right now.”