10. YOU PLAN YOUR EXIT STRATEGY.
You sit at your desk and simply can’t take it for much longer. You start to create a list of reasons why you need to go home so you can be sick in peace. Everything comes to mind; pretend to pass out, say your relative has been in an accident, maybe your wife is going into labor? Who knows, but you plan. Ultimately you just endure the day until it’s time to go home.
9. YOU VOMIT.
Soon as you get home from work, you find yourself on the bathroom floor returning everything you drank the night before into the toilet. No need to go into much detail here.
8. YOU EAT GREASY FOOD.
After you throw up you feeling like you can finally put something in your stomach to absorb the remaining booze. Greasy fast food is the obvious choice so you go to McDonalds, order three things off the value menu and go home to eat it in front of the TV…in bed.
7. YOU FINALLY FEEL BETTER.
After a quick catnap post fast food, you’re miraculously feeling better. So much so, that you get out of bed to share the great news with your friends.
6. YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT.
That didn’t last long. An hour of feeling awesome ultimately puts you back at square one. Your head is throbbing and you’re seriously starting to curse yourself for a day waisted. You crawl back into bed to try and cope.
