9. Feeling like you need to shower once you blow dry your hair because you’re just as gross now as you were before the shower. 
8. Not being able to blow dry your hair because you will have an actual heat stroke.
7. Spending time on your hair just so it can frizz up in the first 10 minutes of entering a party.
6. Drunk proofing your room from yourself before you leave your house for when you return later that night.
