18 Thoughts Every College Student Has During Syllabus Week (4) August 31, 2015 Lindsay Goobersoly 4) “Why do I always sit next to the smelly kid?” 3) “I think my professor is drunk.” 2) “Why did I spend $73 on a textbook we don’t even need? Rude.” 1) “Is it acceptable to drop my entire schedule after the first day?”