19 Thoughts You Have During A Sex Drought (3) April 10, 2016April 18, 2016 Lindsay Goobersoly 13. “I just need someone, other than me, to touch me in strategic places which result in me getting off.” 12. “This is what true thirst feels like.” 11. “Cardio is fun. I love exercise. Who needs intercourse when there’s an elliptical?”