10. Even though it’s called “light beer”, it’s just as heavy as the rest.
9. When pumping the keg, it’s important to visualize the keg as your worst enemy, and then pump as payback for that time they poured milk in your backpack.
8. The term “white girl wasted” is not specific to any gender or race.
7. It is generally frowned upon to ask the host if you can have another drink by reenacting the famous scene from Oliver Twist.
6. Alcohol poisoning is technically the only poisoning you do to yourself.
