By Luke Strickler
Drinking in college. Let’s just say that some people just do not know how to hold their liquor. Whether you are a freshman or an upperclassman, it really doesn’t matter. What does matter is making sure you know hot to properly drink in college so you’re not in a hospital bed within 20 minutes of drinking. Here are some tips to have in mind when getting your drink on in college.
19. Make sure to call it “beer”, not “icky brown adult juice.”
18. If someone tells you to “take a shot”, that does not mean throw your drink into the nearest basketball hoop.
17. Although orange juice mixed with vodka is called a screwdriver, it is useless in virtually all maintenance work.