10.) Because Jennifer Lopez…
9.) Because you never know when somebody is going to give you an encouraging butt-slap.
8.) Because the song “My Humps” inspired us to get some humps of our own.
7.) Because of fun dances crazes like the gas pedal, that encourage us to “wiggle like you’re trying to make your ass fall off.”
6.) Speaking of dance crazes…because twerking exists now and it is really fun to do in an ironic manner.
I like to write, while I also like to eat bbq wings.
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