9. The one who doesn’t go anywhere without his girlfriend.
Extra points for gratuitous PDA, even though it’s gross.
8. Sperry Top-Siders and dress shirts everyday guy.
You have to admit, he looks pretty fly, but probably not as fly as he thinks he looks. Also likely wearing shorts that are just a smidgen too short.
7. The most school-spirited guy you’ll ever meet.
He’s always wearing a shirt with your college logo, always talking about camping for basketball tickets, and always cheering the loudest during every play.
6. The depressingly jaded one.
Everything is lame and nothing matters. He doesn’t even care if he never gets enough credits to graduate.
5. The guy who brings his guitar everywhere.
“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”
