10. In North Carolina it is against the law to sing off key- I know where I’m moving.
9. In South Carolina it is illegal to make a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection- I’ll just step out of my car with a really long tape measure to make sure.
8. In Mississippi it is illegal to teach others what polygamy is- Just tell them it will be fun and I’m sure they’ll be prepared.
7. In Idaho riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime- Sunday is the Lord’s day for plastic horses too.
6. In Kansas pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights- Don’t forget to go to the auto store to pick your prefect fitting tail lights.
5. In Rhode Island it is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley- So bring all of your other juices instead.
4. In Louisiana you could go to jail for a year for making a false promise- Careful what you tell people.
3. In Alaska moose cannot be viewed from an airplane- Ladies and gentlemen please close your eyes as there is a moose to your right.
2. In Wyoming you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit- That is when rabbits are there most dangerous.
1. In New Mexico idiots are not allowed to vote- We need this one enforced in every state right now.
