16. You’ve often wondered if you’ll survive all 4 years. Chemical spills, gas leaks, intruders, fires, ice cold showers…you have your doubts
17. Tuesday nights are your favorite nights
18. You never go to Eick on campus tour days. You learned that lesson the hard way
19. But then again, by the time you get food at the rat, chances are you’ve already starved to death
20. Waiting in line in the cold dark empty parking lots is exactly what you’d imagined college was all about ~not~
21. You have come to learn that a hot Eick plate does not necessarily mean hot Eick food
22. You know better than to trust the temp in your room to get dressed in the morning. Chances are it’s a whole different world outside
23. You’ve skipped breakfast for your 8am class during the winter (because the line to get into eick is literally outside in the frigid cold) so often that you almost thought the freshman 15 didn’t apply you…almost
24. You have definitely at least once tried to swipe your ID in the lower level of the towers to access the elevators when the DA’s are on duty
25. You and your CA have seen each other at an open…and then awkwardly pretended not to see each other and walked away
26. Tickets to attend parties. As a girl, you thought this would not apply to you. Your life is a lie.
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