6. You threw up all over them and the next night they threw up all over you
Between that “woo I don’t live at home anymore” time of your life at the beginning of freshman year and the “our last finals are over” end of your senior year, you drink. You drink a lot. You drink when you celebrate or when you are upset; you drink during the daytime and you drink while eating really greasy food. It doesn’t go well every time.Having that drinking buddy insures your hair will always be held back and there will always be a leftover pizza crust with a bottle of Gatorade on the floor next to your face.
