4. We’re both girls, and that sweater you wore the other day was adorable. I know I saw you eyeing my favorite booties. And since we’re luckily the same size, I’ll let you borrow my clothes, as long as you do the same for me, as long as you ask me first! I’ll provide you with the same courtesy. There’s no reason for us to not be stylin, and there’s no reason for us to be grouchy when we see the other sporting our new leather jacket from across campus.
3. Girl. Let me know if you’re bringing a boy over. I can’t relocate my study party to the library EVERY night. If you’re going to be bringing your boy toy over every night, and you’ll be *ahem* needing the bedroom, then you’re gonna have to start heading to his place ocassionally. Obviously, there are going to be times where you don’t have a lot of notice. Hey, man, I get it. I can see in your pleading eyes that this guy is giving you a raging lady boner, and he has washboard abs, and yes, I’ll leave the premises so you can do what bunnies do.
