2. Even if you know I have a pile of anatomy homework to do, if you see my binge-watching Gossip Girl, don’t tell me to do my homework. I’ll hate you. Grab a carton of ice cream and join me.
1. Be my friend. That’s what college is all about, right? I don’t want to hate you, so don’t make me hate you. Supply tissues and nutella after a boy has broken my heart. Provide rockin tunes for when we pull an all nighter before finals. And bring me laughter as we look through dumb pictures of all of our exes together.
I respect you, and all I want is for you to respect me in turn. I promise that I’m human, and I’ll try to help you and understand if an issue comes up. I promise to be civil when I find you passed out on the bathroom floor two nights in a row, if you promise to ignore how many cartons of ice cream I’m capable of consuming in one sitting.
