“We wanted to make something that made detecting harmful STIs safer than ever before, so that people can take immediate action in the privacy of their own homes without the often-scary procedures at the doctors.”
The bright pecker ponchos will also glow different colors for different diseases. So instead of taking a trip to the doctor to find out what that bump is on his johnson, a man and his hookup can forego a night of passion to sit down together to use the color coded Trojans to identify his STD. The condom will glow green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes and blue for syphilis. No word on what happens if you have all three at the same time, but hopefully when you wrap that rascal your penis won’t look like the laser show from Pink Floyd’s The Wall.
