4. You Hate Red Pen
You know you’re better that that. Your professor was probably shocked when they saw a mistake in your paper, but the red pen has no bias. You swear you only forgot the apostrophe because you finished the paper at 2 in the morning!
3. You Accidentally Proofread Everything
Whenever you find grammatical errors in newspapers or advertisements, you become enraged. People are getting paid to write this stuff?!? You almost feel like sending your resume into CNN because you know you would make a better editor.