6) Subs. Subs are the answer at any time of day and in any given physical state, but especially when drunk. Wawa and Pita Pit can do ya well. You know at Wawa you’ll get a chicken tender sub tossed with sauce and at Pit Pit you can get a hot steaming Philly cheese steak. Subs are completely filling and you’ll end up 100% satisfied.
5) Easy Mac. Your driver races you home, you change into PJ’s and watch the microwave turn and turn for 3 minutes. Not patient enough to wait for it to cool down, you burn your tongue bad and are now in severe pain. Just drown the macaroni in ice and it will be edible. You might even need to make another but at least that time you won’t burn yourself. Cheesy goodness is necessary when intoxicated.
