10. “What are we doing this weekend?” We not you, because we are a pair. I don’t care if you have plans with your boyfriend, ditch him and hang out with me instead.
9. “I need a boyfriend ASAP.” AKA find me a boy!
8. “Let’s get a dog for our dorm room, we can sneak it in and out easily.” I want you to say yes, but really mean it this time. We can do it!
7. “Can we have a One Tree Hill marathon soon?” Like all weekend until 3:00 in the morning every day.
6. “Will you workout with me tonight?”
