10. An extremely awkward moment is when your date eats disgustingly and you have to pretend that you are not disgusted. It’s so gross seeing chewed up food in your date’s mouth and trying to hide the fact that you’re dodging spitballs while they talk.
9. Having lipstick in your teeth isn’t too bad. What makes it horrific is that you don’t realize it until you get home, which means it’s been there for hours. Maybe he was staring at your smile the whole time after all.
8. Dropping food and having it roll right into your boobs is actually an awesome perk of being a woman. It’s like an extra hand that catches your meals and saves it in a little personal bowl for later. Publicly digging deep into your bra in front of a guy you’re trying to impress – not so much.
7. If you’ve ever had to hold in a fart on a date you know exactly how a capped volcano feels. Honestly, controlling your facial expressions are the hardest part.
6. Getting your period in the middle of dinner is a burden no girl wants to carry – especially if you don’t have any pads or tampons with you. All you can do is cross your fingers and hope it didn’t seep through. Everyone’s had to wear the waded up tissue diaper pad thing.
