Written By: Alexandra Sakellariou
Whether you’re at a family gathering or simply have incredibly inquisitive friends, single people always seem to get asked the same question; why are you still single?It’s beyond frustrating to have to repeatedly explain your relationship status to prying people. Honestly, you shouldn’t have to explain to someone why you do or do not have a significant other dangling from your arm 24/7. It’s no one’s business why you are single. Here are some badass responses to provide those curious questioners with as to why you are single that will leave them speechless.
I was born this way. We were born single, so maybe we should stay single. This could be a very convincing argument.
I haven’t found someone who is okay with my committed relationship with pizza.Society needs to recognize that you can be in a devoted relationship with a type of food. It’s a real thing.
Does the affair I’m having with your significant other count? The nice thing to do would be to explain this is a joke. Use your discretion.
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