4) My roommate in the dorms wore a puppet on her shoulder and if you asked her a question she would answer with the puppet. It was a puppet of a griffin, which is a mythological creature that’s a combination of lion and eagle. It sucked. We also had all the same classes together and I woke up late more than once to that damn puppet in my face telling me the time. ~ Untereq
3) Oh god, I have two. The first would come back drunk at like 3 AM on a weeknight, and just whip it out and start pissing on the floor. At first it was intermittent. But then it started to happen a few times a week. Then almost every day. I’d throw shit at him if I woke up, he never even flinched. Eventually he just started passing out on his bed and pissing that instead. Thankfully I had the top bunk.
The other guy was super Christian. To the extent that he didn’t bring a computer to school, because it “took away from his time with God”. Well, after a while, my girlfriend found a bunch of websites in my history. Like, really sick shit. I know it wasn’t me visiting those sites. I started locking my computer every time I even went to the bathroom. Oh yeah, and bought a new keyboard and mouse. ~ Waiting_in_a_Eye_Que
2) Had a roommate who literally never left the dorm room because he played World of Warcraft around the clock. He was so addicted, that he had set up a fridge next to his desk and kept it stocked so he only had to leave his desk as few times as possible. But here is the worst part: to cut down on restroom trips, he would urinate into a container at his desk, and empty it only when it became full. It was disgusting. ~ conundrumbombs
1) Moved into what had been a single up until spring semester. Roommate (never actually met him) had cleared one entire side of the room and painted a gruesome and bloody crucifixion larger than life on the wall. Apparently that was to be my side of the room. I noped my stuff back out and never returned again. ~ p01yg0n41
