Here’s the story from gentelman_bronco:
I lived in a coed dorm for a few years before moving into an apartment (for some reason, I thought it would be better) so I saw a bunch of stuff on a routine basis. But the one thing that I would classify as the craziest is when I went around the dorm with my friend who was an RA doing smoke alarm checks. He would knock and announce himself and wait for about a minute if nobody answered and knock again. If nobody answered he would key in. Everything was cool and nothing was exciting until we came across room 221. I will never forget what I saw. My friend swung the door open and took one step in as we were having a “deep” conversation about the “awesomeness” of John Lennon (typical college conversation) and there he was. A 300+ pound naked fat hairy guy with a belt wrapped around his neck tied to his bedframe fucking a roasted chicken (like one that you would get from walmart). He obviously didn’t hear my friend knocking and was busy choking himself out while stuffing his fuckchicken. Of all the crazy shit that I saw in college I will never forget that chicken.
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