“So what you’re saying is when my boyfriend’s drunk I can pretty much have any bodily function and it will be invisible…”
“Oh I know someone who tried anal for first time and when he pulled out she like totally exploded.”
“Well, mine was sort of an unexpected mishap… One time in the middle of it, my period came a bit early and well, when we turned the lights on he screamed Murder Scene!!!!!”
“My guy was ramming me so hard one night that he literally fucked me off the top of the bed so that I was supporting myself upside down in this half handstand thing. I was so close to climaxing that I didn’t even notice my forearm was pressed up against the radiator that was on high and burning the shit out of it. Oops.”
