College Students Share Their Most Ridiculous Sex Injuries

College. Let’s be real. In college students are often hooking up with each other. We live in the hook up generation where students enjoy having fun.  Here are some of the most ridiculous sex injuries we’ve heard from college students below. Get ready for some great laughs!

“So I have a lowkey self-masochism thing and burn myself with cigarettes occasionally. Not an erotic thing when I do it to myself but my ex thought it would be hot to do it to me during foreplay. We were sharing a cigarette and started making out, I kind of saw it coming but shrieked and winced in pain when, as I’m wrapped around him, he burnt a small hole on my left shoulder blade. It hurt like hell in a different way than when I do it to myself, but I have to admit, it was kind of fucking hot and I kind of wanted to swing on him at the same time. There’s definitely a scar now though…”

 

“Some guy punched me last week and he literally had no idea that I got a bloody nose and just kept going. I was literally dripping blood all over him. I think he thought it was sweat…”

 

“My friend took a ton of laxatives one day . . . and her bf was too drunk to notice that she pooped everywhere and to this day he still doesn’t know about it.”

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