Totally, bro. There are lots of things to do at college, many temptations indeed. If you are going to do something illegal, at least be smart about it. Kyle here, always gave wise words of wisdom, even though as we grow up we realized he was definitely under the influence of something. We’re considered adults now according to the law now, and big boy jail is totally bogus.
Detention is no longer a thing! Hooray! You know what is a thing though? Student Court. If you do something wrong or something that is against the campus rules, you have a trial at the Student Court and your peers decide if you are innocent or guilty. Let’s just say you’ll want to stay on the good side of those in the “courthouse”. Don’t mess up your freshman year, or any year for that matter. You still have to pay for college and refunds don’t exist if you mess up. Judge Trudy would not be pleased, and you would be guilty if you were in her courthouse.
We grew up thinking the girl obsessed with Amanda, Penelope Taynt, was a weirdo. When in reality, we act just like her towards our favorite celebrities and music artists. We are Penelope Taynt. Can I get an AMANDA PLEASE?
“I gotta go stir fry a bikini- see ya!”- Amanda Bynes
Written By: Lauren Ford
