10. Without ever engaging in any type of conversation, you’ve already hyped this person up so much in your head that you could sell them to anyone. They just so happen to be amazingly talented and great at everything. The ideal person, no other human being could ever come close.
9. You only need to catch your crush walking to class one time to confirm that they are destined to be a supermodel strutting down some famous person’s runway. You have never seen anyone walk like they do. Just look how one foot goes in front of the other, magical.
8. Life suddenly goes into slow motion with every move they make. Simple head nods turn into hair flips and strip teases in your head. All for you.
7. It doesn’t matter how dumb the tattoos are, they’re all artistic in their own majestic way. When you have arms built for lifelong cuddling with the strength to make a marriage last forever, correct spelling is not completely necessary. Neither is the image, they’re just decoration anyway. It’s like a sticker on a masterpiece. That one little sticker doesn’t make much of a difference, even if it is a permanent sticker.
6. Even their flaws are gorgeous. Who needs things like critical thinking skills when you’ve got a smile like that? And those eyes definitely make up for all the dingy comments they make. There is no such thing as a “flaw” on your crush. They are simply imperfectly perfect.
