Stage 7: So drunk that you think you’re not drunk anymore.
At some point, you realize that you’re dangerously drunk, and this is when you try to convince yourself and your friends that you’re actually not drunk at all. It’s like some kind of desperate attempt at hypnosis where you think that convincing yourself that you’re not drunk will somehow make you less drunk. It doesn’t make sense, but it’s what you do.
Stage 8: Passed out on the floor.
Good night, friend. Live to drink another day.
