5) The Person That Thinks They Are Shakespeare’s Reincarnate
Some people you can just tell are English majors, and they are one of them – not necessarily in a good way. They are the kind of person that rolls their eyes and scoffs at anything less than the classics. They have a passion for the written word, and they want everyone to know it. They probably wear a beret or a cape or carry around a typewriter, and you love them for it. Plus, they are great at helping you write essays.
4) The Couple That Everyone Knows
Somehow, this couple managed to reach campus wide popularity, probably via Yik Yak. They are everyone’s OTP, and you feel personally invested in their relationship. They are so cute, it’s disgusting.
3) The Person That Definitely Doesn’t Go Here
They have been couch surfing in every residence hall for the entire semester, but are not registered for a single class. They have made friends with everyone on campus, and have even sat in on a class or two. You don’t know why they are here, but at this point, they are basically an honorary student.
2) The “President-of-Everything” Person
Don’t get in their way, because they are probably running late to their fifth meeting of the day. This person has managed to create fifteen clubs in their time on campus, all while having a full load of classes and a part time job. You are pretty sure they are part robot at this point.
1) The Hermit
You met this person once, during orientation, and a second time as you were moving out at the end of the school year. Have they been in their room this whole time? What could they possibly have been doing this whole time? The world may never know.
