4. Also, “Wait, so is that like Detroit?”
No. West Bloomfield is not Detroit.
3. Trader Joes, Plum Market, or Whole Foods?
You must have all your organic foods, right?
2. Mene Sushi is BAE.
Don’t lie. You have instagramed your sushi.
1. You have a personal relationship with your hair stylist.
This one is for you, Barry and Jen.
Peace. Love. West Bloomfield.
