‘Twas The First Week Of College And I Got Three Butt Tattoos (2)

“You know what you should get? A stick of butter, but not just any ordinary stick of butter, a stick of butter with butterfly wings. Big, beautiful butterfly wings. Want to know what it should say around it? B**** butter have my money, you can thank Rihanna for that one.” I hesitated for a moment and slowly nodded my head, as time passed I liked the idea more and more and by the time we arrived at the shop, I was so excited. My friend, Emily, drew a rough draft so the artist would have some idea of what I wanted it to look like. Once I explained to the tattoo artist,  David,  what I wanted, he drew up the final product and we began the process. The end result almost brought tears to my eyes, truly it’s a beautiful piece of artwork. We leave the shop that night, knowing that I would soon be back to finish what my friends and I had started.

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The very next day, after dinner in our college cafeteria, we had come up with two more tattoo ideas that would seal the deal on this dare. Jokes are constantly made about being someone’s “booty call.” You can probably tell where this is going. “Imagine this, an old  school purple phone with a spiral cord, put your Instagram/Twitter handle on the actual phone handle, and then have the phone yelling ‘BOOTY CALL'” But it only gets better from here, we discussed where we would place the phone and finally decided it would be on my right cheek,  with the cord coming from the middle of my butt. next

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