9) Single and Ready to Mingle: These people make it so know that they’re single they might as well tattoo it on their forehead. They wander around trying to decide who the next person they flirt with will be.
8) Just There for the Food: Need I say more?
7) They’re Still in College?: We all know that student (or alumnus) who seems like they’re never going to leave. Almost thirty (or pass!), but trying desperately to hang on to their youth. They’re possibly trying to win at some of the drinking games, but tragically failing. They will be deathly sick the next day.
