12) The Guy Who Gets WAY Too Mad at the Game: Expect him to be screaming, thrashing, and flashing the refs during the game. He can’t shut up about how salty he is about past games and other teams. I advise you to watch out.
11) Winner: This person is either extremely lucky, or just super good at everything. They’re winning every tailgate game and raffles. I bet they’ll get chosen to go on the field later too. Whether it has to do with music, sports, drinking, or just being awesome-this person is the total package (and we secretly hate them).
10) The Guy Who Is Just There: I see him (and sometimes her) every game. They’re either sitting on their phone, or only there for the alcohol. They couldn’t tell you who the starting quarterback for your school was, or even what team you’re playing. They. Don’t. Care.
