We’ve all been there. You’re sitting on the couch in your gym shorts and Nikes, thinking about the infinity of space and what would happen if grass were blue, and then it you feel it. You sit up and say, “Dude, I’m hungry.” You check the cabinets and the fridge and, to your dismay, there’s nothing that’ll fix your craving! There’s only one thing to do. Go out in public to go to the grocery store. “Nah, man,” you think, “I can’t go outside. People will know.”
So you head into town for the grocery store and, to your surprise, it only took like 10 minutes to get there. You walk in and it’s just way too much to handle. The next thing you know, you’re back home with some Cheetos and microwavable french fries. The comedy geniuses at BuzzFeed Video have recreated that paranoia and confusion that is shopping while being as stoned as a biblical prostitute and you know it’s 100% true. Check it out below!
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