5. Everyone around you can do everything you can’t, like breathing. Especially when you’re with friends who say things like, “Let’s start with high intensity intervals and sprint out the last 10 minutes!” Excuse me? I’m going to just walk it out and try to stay alive, thanks.
4. Encouraging words get really annoying. You can only hear “You can do it! Push yourself!” so much before you want to push someone off a bridge.
3. You swear on everything that you’ll never do this again. You’ve tried it out, it sucks, you’re over it. Oh well, maybe next New Year.
2. At this point, you’d probably sneak to the bathroom (not to actually use it, just to get a break). Within your unauthorized break, you’ll catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. At first, there’s a hot sweaty mess. Then, you look a little harder and notice some definition that wasn’t there 2 hours ago. Thus, contracting Enhanced Muscle Delusion Syndrome. Nothing’s there but we can pretend for now.
1. After FINALLY finishing your workout you suddenly feel really attractive. You’re the exact same size you were when you walked in but now you’re hot and no one can tell you any different.
