What Would Happen in Walter White Taught at Hofstra (2)

Walter White would then take to Yik Yak to find a king pin in the Adderall drug ring. After a series of incredulous replies, one asking for Mr. Whites KIK, he would decide to be his own distributer. He’d round up a group of students to work for him and send them to the acid fields, frat parties and Hammer Lab in search of buyers.

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Soon Mr. White would meet his ultimate competition: the kid who skips class to vape and mow people down on his motorized longboard. The students would go to him because he throws in a poorly rolled joint with each purchase. Mr. White would know what to do though. After poisoning his Sono Bowl and therefore murdering him in cold blood, Mr. White would be sitting pretty. And it would merely look like a bad case of the Hofstra shits.

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Soon, the Hempstead authorities would catch on to Mr. White. They’d notice that he bared a strikingly similar resemblance to that guy from the T.V. show everyone’s been freaking out over. They would also point out how odd it was that Bryan Cranston was teaching at Hofstra. With that, Mr. White’s Addie drug ring would come to an end. Next, he’d check his luck at Adelphi.

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