5. The overly pushy person
I have awkwardly tried to walk away from this conversation about 6 times, I think it’s not going so great. In addition, please do not take my phone and call yourself off of it so you can then proceed to text me 13 times the next day asking when you’ll see me next.
4. The guy who hits on every person in your group
It’s not the best strategy to bounce from one girl to the next in a group of 8 girls. You’re not making anyone jealous (if that’s what he’s going for and if so I hate you) you’re making everyone feel uncomfortable and want to leave.
3. The Lurker
There’s always that person that every time you glance even remotely in the direction that they are in, you feel daggers from across the room where he is lurking in the back corner. I don’t necessarily understand this person and whether their motives are to merely people watch or to desperately creep every girl in the general vicinity out.
2. Teacher
I appreciate this profession a lot more than most, although I cannot give you a great experience I’ve had with meeting a teacher in a bar. For majority of the conversation you’ll pretend to listen to him blab on about how much he adores his little second graders and what a blessing teaching them has become until you are finally able to fake a “I am going to the restroom real quick!” and sneak out the front door.
1. The sobbing girl
This is number 1 for obvious reasons. We’ve all been there. Sometimes things become increasingly sad when you’ve had a few too many cranberry vodkas but the girl who is bawling in the bathroom for an hour (or even worse- in the middle of the bar) is everyone’s least favorite person at the bar, always.
