14. When I was a student I got huge grants so I spent it on stupid things.. Like didgeridoo’s & wooden moose heads .. Drunk shopping
13. My exgirlfriend was spending between $100-$200 per month on Farmville. She only made like $1500/month. She was spending approx. 10% of her take home pay to grow fake fucking apples. I opened our mail and saw weird charges on her credit card/debit card statement. I did some googling and saw they were online charges. I confronted her and she denied the whole thing.
12. Life-size Captain America shield. Took it and had it reinforced with 5mm Titanium panels and leather grips. I haven’t killed a single Nazi with it…
11. Spent $60 on a furby for myself cause I thought it’d be funny. Was funny when it uttered a congratulatory remark while having sex with my then new girlfriend.
10. Strippers.
