Anyone who was around from 2004 to 2007 remembers watching Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide. The show had its ridiculous moments, like a loose weasel that was constantly being chased by the voice of Cosmo form Fairly Odd Parents (Daron Norris). Nevertheless, we could all relate to the tips Ned Bigby (Devin Werkheiser) gave throughout the show. Whether it be about sharing your locker or conquering science class, there was always something genuine about what was said by each episode. Here is what Ned’s guide would look like if the characters went to college together and continued their merry hijinks and lesson learning.
Episode #1- Roommates and Greek Life
Roommates
Ned and Cookie are excited to be roommates, but Moze says she wants to branch out and make a new best friend. The others make fun of her for wanting to be paired with a random. Next, Ned and Cookie get to their new room and start setting up their stuff, really excited. Ned puts the TV on his side of the room and Cookie gets furious. Ned says Cookie can watch TV on his computer, or in his mind— because he’s a cyborg. Argument commences.
Tip #1: Make sure you plan your living situation out with your roommate. It’s easy to think you’ll be on the same page, but you never know what living with someone will be like until you do it.
Meanwhile, Moze is trying to bring her suitcases into her room and tries calling Ned on her phone multiple times to no avail. Her new roommate appears and helps her with her stuff. Moze finds a pamphlet for club soccer in her roommate’s stuff and they start to bond over sports.
