5. We’re not insecure- We may have our own insecurities, but we embrace them! We don’t care what other people think of us, or us as a couple. We’re perfectly fine with being the biggest goofs in Wal-Mart or the loudest people at the Football game.
4. You will never feel insecure- We’re quick to forgive, but we never forget your mistakes. We don’t waste our time and we make you pay, you mess up- you fix it! We also may know everyone and make a lot of people laugh, but at the end of the day you’re our favorite laugh and smile.
3. Your family will love us- We’re so outgoing and funny that everyone loves talking to us.. So have fun answering where we are every five seconds and sending us an invite to every family event!
2. You’re going to have to accept the fact, we’re funnier than you- You may be funny, but we’re funnier. We have great taste, and we wouldn’t waste our time on someone who can’t keep up with our funny business.
1. No bullshit is tolerated- We’re not afraid to tell it like it is, honesty is key. We give everything right back with our sassy side and of course throw some funny comebacks in. So stop being a pansy ass and chug your beer.
