4. “I’m going out with the girls tonight.”
What it means: “I’m going to come home after three, wasted, inexplicably sobbing, and angry at you for some unknown reason.”
3. “What do you think of *points to magazine picture* that wedding dress?”
What it means: “So, like, when are we going to get engaged?!”
2. “Your friends all hate me.”
What it means: “I hate all of your friends.”
1. “How much do you love me?”
What it means: “I’m in serious need of some validation and lovey dovey stuff right now, so pretend you’re Edward from Twilight and say some shit that no one actually says but women still want to hear.”