19 Thoughts You Have During A Sex Drought (6)

3. “WHY DOES SOMEONE ELSE’S HAND FEEL BETTER ON MY BODY PARTS THAN MY OWN?”

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2. “When Hillary said, ‘Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought: hopeless and disappointing.’ She definitely wasn’t lying. This shit sucks.”

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1. “This is it. This is the end. ”

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