5. Sick people.
A dormitory is a festering petri dish. All you can do is try to avoid the sick people (They’re everywhere!) and pray you don’t catch their germs.
4. Someone else’s porn.
It’s only gross when it’s someone else’s.
3. Someone else during their “private time.”
Awkward. So awkward.
2. Feces in places where there shouldn’t be feces.
Drunk college students will drop trou and go whenever they need to go. By the time they sober up, they won’t remember it, and they’ll be as disgusted as everyone else that someone left a ripe turd in front of the garbage chute.
1. Probably some more vomit.
Puddle of vomit in the shower? I don’t know why you’re even surprised anymore.
