5. The people who are only there to talk to friends.
There are plenty of spots on campus to meet up with friends, but apparently the fitness center is the best. Oh well. As long as they stay out of the way of people who are working out, they don’t really bother anyone.
4. The people who are only there to show off their outfits.
Workout clothes are cute, but let’s try to remember this is a gym, not a catalog.
3. The person who lifts way too aggressively.
Grunting, yelling, and clunking weights — this guy is very easy to find. It sounds like Godzilla is hanging out in the weight room when he’s around.
2. The marathon runner.
How does one person run on the treadmill so fast and for so long? It’s unnatural.
1. The totally swole guy.
The front doors are barely wide enough to let his massive biceps through. He’s not necessarily the most imposing person at the gym, but no one can help stopping and staring when he passes by.
